NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

My friends, whose names I won't mention just yet because "E" hasn't told her boss yet, and what if her boss accidentally somehow mysteriously comes across this blog, you never know it could happen and boy would I be in trouble missy, are great with child -- who is presently known as "Rufus." What awesome news! Rufus is very lucky because they will be the coolest parents ever. But of course Rufus won't appreciate it until s/he's 30. This will be my first lecture to Rufus.